Ross Pomerantz’s Viral Newborn Review

Ross Pomerantz, famously known as “Corporate Bro,” has captured the internet’s attention with his comedic “product review” of his newborn. In a video that has gone viral, Pomerantz humorously compares his baby to an “expensive” SaaS subscription, highlighting the joys and challenges of parenthood with a tech-savvy twist. SaaS, or Software as a Service, is a model where users pay recurring fees for software access online.

Delivery and Initial Impressions

The video begins with Pomerantz joking about the lengthy “delivery” process, which took over nine months. Despite the wait, he expresses delight in the “product,” noting its lightweight and durable nature, along with the irresistible “new baby smell.”

Navigating the Learning Curve

Pomerantz humorously describes the steep learning curve associated with understanding a baby’s needs. He likens it to deciphering an algorithm but assures viewers that it becomes intuitive over time.

The Game-Changing Smile Feature

In a heartfelt moment, Pomerantz praises the baby’s smile feature as “game-changing,” providing an instant boost of happiness every time.

Battery Life and Performance Insights

Discussing battery life, he notes it lasts about 90 minutes, with sleep mode needing improvements. He humorously mentions that support promises updates soon. The baby’s performance impresses him, processing milk efficiently into energy and growth.

Impressive Learning AI

Pomerantz marvels at the baby’s learning capabilities, comparing it to a personal language model (LLM) with a humorous twist about diaper mishaps.

Adorable Features and Recommendations

He highlights the baby’s adorability and advanced grip functionality, joking about its volume. He recommends the cuddle feature despite its premium cost, emphasizing its value for families aiming to expand.

Community Reactions to the Review

The video sparked reactions from parents who shared their experiences with older “models.” Comments ranged from humorous anecdotes about teenage years to challenges with customer support.