The stars reveal theme park personalities. Aries are adrenaline junkies. Taurus loves food. Gemini is the overexcited tour guide. Cancer is the mom friend. Leo poses with mascots. Virgo inspects rides. Libra shops indecisively. Scorpio loves haunted houses. Sagittarius breaks rules. Capricorn calculates costs. Aquarius hacks animatronics. Pisces cries during the parade. Each sign embodies a unique theme park experience.